Procon

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ComputerAnyWhere Unidirectional MessageDelay
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Rejoice, Citizen JOHN-DOE-1(2)!

I, The Computer, have been recently informed about your latest achievements as loyal servant(1) to the greater purpose of Alpha Complex.
Alpha Complex needs the most loyal citizen in it's most responsible jobs.

You are therefore ordered to report exactly at the time and date specified at the notice board to briefing room D00M in Sector PRTTS.

Have a Nice Day!

Your Friend, The Computer


(1) You submitted an anonymous note to the suggestive box at your workplace, suggesting one of your co-workers and/or friends at work might be an unregistered mutant and/or secret society member (which is an offence punishable by capital law)

(2) This means clearance level INFRARED, which is the lowest level.

[qyanu]

ComputerAnyWhere Unidirectional MessagePublication
(BiDirectional Messaging prohibited as of infence measure 24K5/23)

My Dear Citizens!

It is an utmost pleasure for me to arrange for your continued contentment.
I, The Computer, therefore will assign significant effort to matters advancing this matter.

As of today, information regarding the daily live in Alpha Complex will be published at this place, so new citizens have an easy and smooth first day.
In coherence with the newly established policy of free-citizens-are-happy-citizens (FRAT/2398), reading of the articles published is entirely optional and up to oneself.

Your Friend, The Computer

Supplement DEKO/2608: Knowledge of the information contained in the articles published is mandatory.